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“What a lover’s heart knows let no man’s brain dispute.”

― Aberjhani, Visions of a Skylark Dressed in Black

“This fire that we call Loving is too strong for human minds. But just right for human souls.”

― Aberjhani, Elemental: The Power of Illuminated Love

“If I say your voice is an amber waterfall in which I yearn to burn each day, if you eat my mouth like a mystical rose with powers of healing and damnation, If I confess that your body is the only civilization I long to experience… would it mean that we are close to knowing something about love?”

― Aberjhani, Visions of a Skylark Dressed in Black

“Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.”

― Aberjhani

“If my Valentine you won't be,

I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.”

― Ernest Hemingway, 88 Poems

“This is what our love is––a sacred pattern of unbroken unity sewn flawlessly invisible inside all other images, thoughts, smells, and sounds.”

― Aberjhani, The River of Winged Dreams

“Un-winged and naked, sorrow surrenders its crown to a throne called grace.”

― Aberjhani, The River of Winged Dreams

“William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?”

― Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

“It was February sixth: eight days until Valentine's Day. I was dateless, as usual, deep in the vice grip of unrequited love. It was bad enough not having a boyfriend for New Year's Eve. Now I had to cope with Valentine datelessness, feeling consummate social pressure from every retailer in America who stuck hearts and cupids in their windows by January second to rub it in.”

― Joan Bauer, Thwonk

“Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday.”

― Ted Kooser

“in a world

full of

temporary things

you are

a perpetual

feeling.”

― Sanober Khan

“Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day of the year. But be sure to book early for Valentine’s Day.”

― Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

“Today's Valentine's Day. There's a whole day devoted solely to love. Does that make any sense? Nah. Love makes us all crazy. But it's fun too.”

― Lisa Greenwald, Sweet Treats & Secret Crushes

“ On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamersand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamigoes and then barfed his guts up.”

― Carolyn Mackler, Vegan, Virgin, Valentine

“It was bad enough not having a boyfriend for New Year's Eve. Now I had to cope with Valentine datelessness, feeling consummate social pressure from every retailer in America who stuck hearts and cupids on their windows by January second to rub it in. (Thwonk)”

― Joan Bauer

“She turned and bolted out the door. She had learnt an important lesson - "When a man paid 'for' you...you paid 'to' him." It was her first Valentine slaughter.”

― Mallika Nawal, I'm a Woman & I'm on SALE

“Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.”

― Auliq Ice

“Unless the object of the singer’s affection is a vampire, surely what Hart means is unphotogenic. Only vampires are unphotographable, but affectionate ‘-enic’ rhymes are hard to come by.”

― Stephen Sondheim, Finishing the Hat: Collected Lyrics, 1954-1981, With Attendant Comments, Principles, Heresies, Grudges, Whines, and Anecdotes

“True love is like little roses,

sweet, fragrant in small doses.”

― Ana Claudia Antunes, Pierrot & Columbine

“Love is an afternoon of fishing when I'd sooner be at the ballet.

Love is eating burnt toast and lumpy graving with a big smile.

Love is hearing the words, 'You're beautiful,' as I fail to squeeze into my fat jeans.

Love is refusing to bring up the past, even if doing so would be a slam dunk to prove your point.

Love is your hand wiping away my tears, trying to erase streaks of mascara.

Love is the warm hug that extinguishes an argument.

Love is a humbly-uttered apology, even if not at fault.

Love is easy to recognize but so hard to define; however, I think it boils down to this...

Love is caring so much about the feelings of someone else, you sacrifice whatever it takes to help him or her feel better.

In other words, love is my heart being sensitive to yours.”

― Richelle E. Goodrich

“in the afterglow

of an evening rain

i lay down

in the grass

and think of you

my body aches

like an after-kiss

breaking in soft fires

and wildflowers

my dear,

i will always be

this tender for you.”

― Sanober Khan

“In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning.”

― Michael Bassey Johnson

“Your heart is not a guinea pig that anyone can experiment with. You deserve a love that will last long past Valentine's Day.”

― Buky Ojelabi

“With whomever you feel yourself as if you are with your very self, he or she is surely your true Valentine!”

― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Roses are wilting, Violets are dead,

The sugar bowl is empty,and so is your head.”

― WeeKittyAndTAT

“What to do in St Valentine’s Day? Must love and love and love! What to do in other days? Must love and love and love! Because love is the atmosphere you can breathe in and do all your other jobs! Wherever there is love there is oxygen to breathe, there is life!”

― Mehmet Murat ildan

“To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year.”

― Richelle E. Goodrich

“What to do in St Valentine’s Day? Love and love and love! What to do in other days? Love and love and love! Because love is the atmosphere you can breathe in and do all your other jobs! Wherever there is love there is oxygen to breathe, there is life!”

― Mehmet Murat ildan

“My affection for you is not my problem.”

― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“What’s Valentine’s Day about except the desperate search to find someone to spend Valentine’s Day with? It just shows that love has become a marketing campaign, like everything else. You buy into it and lose everything.”

― David Levithan,

“Now come the whispers

bearing bouquets of moonbeams

and sunlight tremblings.”

― Aberjhani, The River of Winged Dreams

“Love is the only answer to every question. It is the only thing that will serve you in every situation. It is the route and the destination. It is medication, liberation and should be at the heart of and expression of your vocation.”

― Rasheed Ogunlaru

“Run, sweetheart, run.”

― Rae Hachton, Frankie's Monster

“We offer love to our customers. And in return, we receive the finest smiles. And even if we cannot return their affection, at least we can offer a rose.”

― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 4

“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.”

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Exactly. You like me. The word you use was like. You’ll find someone better than me. Someone you’ll love and not just like.”

― Kristine Cuevas, My Valentine Ending

“If every lover was treated like they matter — everyday; valentine’s day wouldn’t be so 'special.”

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Give me Pablo Neruda, picnic beneath a full moon & iridescent stars, black olives, cherries, dark things, canoe on a river...that's romance.”

― Brandi L. Bates, Soledad

“If she's not your first and last thought of the day, let her go. She deserves better.”

― Dinesh Kumar Biran

“Your skin reminds me of everything beautiful I've ever loved...

how the moon gets jealous at how you mock her crescent figure with the shape of your mouth...

echo of unborn galaxies bounce forth through your vocal chords...”

― Brandi L. Bates

“February - the month of love..?!!

No wonder the shortest one in the calendar.”

― Dinesh Kumar Biran

“If you love yourself first, you will find your Valentine much quicker!”

― Mehmet Murat ildan

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But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads?

Albert Camus

Joy is prayer; joy is strength: joy is love; joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.

Mother Teresa

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts: therefore, guard accordingly, and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature.

Marcus Aurelius

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde

Happiness is not a matter of intensity but of balance, order, rhythm and harmony.

Thomas Merton

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

Epictetus

Happiness depends upon ourselves.

Aristotle

The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.

Ashley Montagu

Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits.

Thomas Jefferson

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.

Dalai Lama

Independence is happiness.

Susan B. Anthony

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

Bil Keane

An effort made for the happiness of others lifts above ourselves.

Lydia M. Child

Nothing brings me more happiness than trying to help the most vulnerable people in society. It is a goal and an essential part of my life - a kind of destiny. Whoever is in distress can call on me. I will come running wherever they are.

Princess Diana

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself.

Alice Walker

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

Benjamin Franklin

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.

Julia Roberts

The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things.

Henry Ward Beecher

For happiness one needs security, but joy can spring like a flower even from the cliffs of despair.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

True happiness... is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

Helen Keller

Happiness is dependent on self-discipline. We are the biggest obstacles to our own happiness. It is much easier to do battle with society and with others than to fight our own nature.

Dennis Prager

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

Ernest Hemingway

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude.

Dale Carnegie

Happiness is like a cloud, if you stare at it long enough, it evaporates.

Sarah McLachlan

Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness.

Zhuangzi

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.

Bertrand Russell

A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?

Albert Einstein

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

Gustave Flaubert

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.

Helen Keller

The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring.

Carl Sandburg

It is neither wealth nor splendor; but tranquility and occupation which give you happiness.

Thomas Jefferson

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. Follow some other object, and very possibly we may find that we have caught happiness without dreaming of it.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

Chuck Palahniuk

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live.

Bertrand Russell

Happiness does not lie in happiness, but in the achievement of it.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so.

Robert Green Ingersoll

The happiness of most people is not ruined by great catastrophes or fatal errors, but by the repetition of slowly destructive little things.

Ernest Dimnet

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

David Lee Ro

The person born with a talent they are meant to use will find their greatest happiness in using it.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace.

Ernie Banks

Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

Ambrose Bierce

Happiness can only be found if you can free yourself of all other distractions.

Saul Bellow

Happiness is a direction, not a place.

Sydney J. Harris

Joy, rather than happiness, is the goal of life, for joy is the emotion which accompanies our fulfilling our natures as human beings. It is based on the experience of one's identity as a being of worth and dignity.

Rollo May

Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all.

Ovid

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Albert Schweitzer

When what we are is what we want to be, that's happiness.

Malcolm Forbes

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Oscar Levant

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

George Burns

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Rita Rudner

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

Paris Hilton

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'

Julia Roberts

I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

Rita Rudner

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

Pink

I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.

Sandra Bullock

I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.

Kim Kardashian

I have three daughters, so I can't be as tough as I want to be. When you have kids - especially daughters - they know how to work you. They're a lot smarter than we are, that's for sure. But I'll be more tough on their boyfriends.

Tim McGraw

Oh, there's all these rumors that I'm a lesbian. I have a boyfriend now, Brandon Blackstock; my manager Narvel's son, Reba McEntire's stepson.

Kelly Clarkson

Even the people I surround myself with... are wiser, a little bit older than me, where before, all my boyfriends were younger.

Kim Kardashian

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.

Anna Nicole Smith

I'm not an easy person to love. There are lots of times when I'm a very good boyfriend, but there are times when I'm useless. I mean, I'm a mess around the house. I talk nonstop. I become obsessed with things.

Daniel Radcliffe

Over the last couple of years, I've really worked toward balancing my life out more, having a little bit more time with friends, family and my boyfriend. There was a period of time when they were way down the list. It was all about music and touring and if everything fell by the wayside, so be it.

Alanis Morissette

Remember that when you're young and your career feels like the most important thing, the most important thing is love and the relationships you have with people - boyfriend, friends and family. It's good to remember that.

Josephine de La Baume

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

Margaret Cho

In high school I had a boyfriend who was super into rap, so I was into Too $hort and Wu-Tang for a little while. And my best friend's older brother would sometimes drive us home in this pimped-out truck, and he'd play all his dirty rap music. We thought we were really cool.

Kirsten Dunst

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they were telling their boyfriends, 'If you talk to her, I'll kill you.' It's always rough with that high school thing.

Christina Aguilera

I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 17. There were boys at school that I would find out later had a crush on me but I was too shy to talk to them.

Blake Lively

Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends.

Madonna Ciccone

During breakfast there is something I cannot resist, apart from my boyfriend - it's actually the phone. I have a phone breakfast. Always. I call friends, boyfriend, family. Checking who is where. 'Is everything fine?' This is breakfast.

Christian Louboutin

I was gutted to leave my boyfriend at home when I started my tour, but taking my pillow was like taking a little bit of him with me.

Amy Winehouse

I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.

Taylor Dayne

Once you fall for someone, their smell can be a powerful thing. Women will wear their boyfriends' T-shirts, and throughout tales in history men have held on to their lover's handkerchief.

Helen Fisher

Before, I was really passive, all I cared about was being in love with my boyfriend. I didn't have any creative power, nothing. I don't know that person any more.

Gwen Stefani

In high school, it was all about popularity, being with the boyfriend and all the girls thinking he's cute.

Ashley Tisdale

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

Lucy Liu

I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies.

Ginnifer Goodwin

All the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it's with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family.

Amy Winehouse

I've never been a boyfriend kind of girl.

Amy Winehouse

It's an unwritten rule - girl friends' boyfriends are off limits, even after they break up.

Kristin Cavallari

Everybody has a language or code that they use with their wife or their girlfriend or boyfriend or what have you. It's a language aside from the language they have with strangers. I've always been maybe an abuser of alliteration, but I've always loved it and I like how those words sound together.

Ben Gibbard

I've had two children. I've had three boyfriends. I've had a lot of things happen that can change your opinions and values and philosophies.

Erykah Badu

Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule.

Minnie Driver

Women can go on marrying and pretending that their boyfriends and husbands are Mr. Darcy or some RomCom dream man. But where's that going to get 'em? Besides divorce court?

Dan Savage

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.

Diablo Cody

I'm down to bleach my eyebrows again. I tell you what, though - that didn't go down well with my boyfriend. Girls love it. Guys, not so into it.

Florence Welch

After my tour I had time to stay at home, be with my boyfriend and hang out with friends and that brought me down to earth and helped me write music from a more relaxed place.

Adam Lambert

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.

Anna Kournikova

I was dating my first boyfriend in high school for a long time, and we broke up before prom. I hadn't met anyone else that I really wanted to go with, and my friends have always been amazing. So I went with my friends and got a million photos with them!

Shay Mitchell

The craziest thing I've done getting over love is skydiving. I had a really upsetting breakup. When I broke up with my boyfriend I needed to like do something different and so I actually went skydiving to turn over a new page.

Shay Mitchell

Your soulmate doesn't just mean your husband or your boyfriend. I have friends in my life who I believe I was meant to meet and be a part of.

Louise Nurding

I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me.

Olivia Munn

What we want in students is creativity and a willingness to fail. I always say to students, 'If you've never at some point stayed up all night talking to your new boyfriend about the meaning of life instead of preparing for the test, then you're not really an intellectual.'

Alison Gopnik

I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.

Chelsea Clinton

I love being with my family, my friends, and my boyfriend.

Monica Keena

I'm not the greatest boyfriend, but I'm not a creep. It's more like I'm... absent-minded.

Matt Dillon

All my life, I have judged my worth by how much I have been loved by a man. It's so with a lot of women, that their self-esteem is measured by how much they are loved by a man, their partner, their boyfriend or maybe their husband. In my case, it may be because I grew up without my father.

Katrina Kaif

I was 21 and had been going out with my boyfriend for two years when I found out I was pregnant - despite being told by doctors that I was sterile. Jamie's father and I hadn't discussed marriage, and to me, it wasn't something to be entered into just to stop gossip.

Joanna Lumley

You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend.

Caprice Bourret

During the 'ballad' years for me, the politics was latent; I was just falling in love with the ballads and my boyfriend. And there was the beauty of the songs.

Joan Baez

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Garth_RogersI want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake.

LoIf life is a bitch then make sure she's a good looking one!

Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a bunch of crap you don't need.

Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'.

A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

Carl Sandburg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Oscar Levant

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Theodore Roosevelt

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.Oliver Herford

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Anthony Burgess

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneres

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Terry Pratchett

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Milton Berle

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

W. H. Auden

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Casey Stengel

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Elayne Boosler

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Yogi Berra

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

Bertrand Russell

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Hedy Lamarr

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Robin Williams

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.

Alex Haley

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Robin Williams

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

Richard Dawkins

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.

Elon Musk

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Jerry Seinfeld

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Henny Youngman

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

Edward Abbey

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.

E. B. White

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Jane Wagner

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Bill Hicks

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.

Paul Simon

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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